14 September 2009

BWP Continued...

So in honour of Bitches being gentle with me, and because I only got as far as P before, here is my Bristish Word Porn continued, running from S to Z!

Quid -  One pound sterling (and a British favorite!)
Rank - Disgusting, ugly
Shag -  To have sex! Fornication with Mr P Another British fave, this one always seems to get a laugh! 
Shit-faced - Drunk Me after Tequila
Skid lid - A motorcycle helmet.
Skive - Apparently "An evasion of one's tasks, a period of shirking" in otherwords being a lazy sod! 
Smashing - Excellent, brilliant, wonderful! "We had a smashing time looking at RobPorn".  Very old fashioned English and stereotypical of how most people think we actually speak!
Snaffle - One of my faves! Means to grab, seize or help yourself to things!
Snazzy - "Smart or attractive in an ostentatious way"
Smuggling Peanuts - A woman with naughty nipples! Think cold weather or arousing behaviour! *wink*
Snog - French kissy!! 
Sprog/Sproglet - A baby/small child. I always use "Kiddlywink(s)"
Spunk - Spermies/Jizz! Yes I've lowered the tone but it had to be done and we all know why! One word - "Ransom" Muwahaha!!  
Squidgey - Feeling soft, squashy or soggy.
Squillion -  Very large indefinite amount.
Swamp Donkey - Me Ugly person!
The Trots -  An upset/poorly tummy.  Less politely referred to as "The Shits"
Trolleys - Underwear, specifically knickers 
Todger - Betcha cant't guess this one? *smirk*
Whack off  - Male*cough*masturbation!

Erm...so yeah U, V, X, Y & Z were tricky!

7 comments:

Bitches said...

These make me so happy! And yes, "smashing" is a word that I truly think *all* English peeps use frequently...hehe Smashing is also a word I like to toss out there on occasion since it usually receives a snicker. I'm going to frequent this list & throw them out there every once in a while! Thanks for helping me spice up my foul language!

Anonymous said...

Where the hell is A - whatever... I want to know them all!!!

Learn me, Bex! Learn me good!

Bex said...

Whoot! I lubbers comments so much!

@ Bitches - Smashing is def one of the more excellent ones on there! We don't say it as much as ppl think, but we should! I'll make it law! Glad to be of assistance sweetness *grin* They say variety is the spice of life ;)

@ Ang - *chuckle* A-whatever is back in August at...
http://todayifeelinfinite.blogspot.com/2009/08/happy-hump-day.html

Now go learn your socks off! :P

Fire Crotch said...

I don't see revising or A-levels on this list. Hehe. That's all they were talking about on BBC Radio 1 for the past couple of weeks. I heart me some Scott Mills.

Anonymous said...

LOL.. Shag.. I swear I use that word to make hubs laugh.. But it totally makes me think of austin powers and that makes me sick to my stomach..

I also use smashing often and rank.. but i've got an old english lady in my head.. yes i'm serious.. her accent is spectacular.. simply smashing..

Bex said...

@ FireCrotch - I freakin love Radio 1! Hard not to heart Scott Mills! A-Levels & revising wern't exciting enough to go on the list -cuss words and dirties are so much more fun ;)

@ sjAimee - *snigger* I hate Austin Powers! But that word seems to have the laugh-factor, it's popular here! Oooh I may know her, what's her name? Does she drink tea? And is she friendly with the Queen?

Anonymous said...

She does drink tea.. Even hot *gasp* which is unheard of down here in the south..

She hasn't told me her name.. I call her English Bitch.. She's a bit sarcastic yet severely uppity.. She think's she's better than the others in my head (did i just admit there were more?.. I did .. didn't I) AND she has an opinion on EVERYFUCKINGTHING... Maybe one day i'll get the chance to ask her name.. And she probably is in with the queen..

 
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