23 December 2009

Seasons Greetings!

This year I have been lucky enough to make some new friends, and there isn't a single one of you that I could now imagine being without. You all know who you are and because of you I have the most amazing support network, so thank you.  I love you all to death. <3

 So to all my fantastical friends, followers and tweeties, I wish you all the very merriest Christmas and a safe, healthy & happy New Year!



21 December 2009

Go fic yourself!!

Thats right folks, yours truly has decided to brave the reading masses and write my own fan fic, "And Then You".  I have posted it up on fanfiction.net and you can find it HERE.  You will currently find the Prologue and the first 2 chapters up but there is plenty more to come!  FragileLittleHuman is working her lil beta socks off and updates will be once a week (sundays). 

The reviews I have recieved so far have given me the warm & fuzzies, I'm stoked that people actually like it so if you have left me some love then, sincerely, thank you!

A massive thank you also to the lovely & fantastical itsjustme who very sweetly made me an absolutely beautimous button for my fic.....


Isn't it pwetty? Yes! *grin* If you are kind enough to pimp me out then feel free to use it for that :)

And to my Secret Santa (I & you know who you are obviously) THANK YOU!!!!!!!

19 December 2009

Dear Santa.....

Dear Santa Clause

Firstly, I'd like to know...

What fabric softener keeps your suit so red?
What mileage do you get on the sleigh? Does it have SatNav & an iPod dock?
What with his nose issues and all, does Rudolph have trouble dating?

Now back to business.  With Christmas only 5 days away, I figured now might be a good time to send you my list.  We both know I've been good this year......well....I had a few minor slip ups and said the occasional naughty/cuss word, but ignoring all that, I've been an angel *grin*  My list is kinda short, but don't be alarmed.  I'm a woman of fine taste and I prefer quality over quanity - I'm afraid none of your other junk will do.

Now I'm sure you've already read my small print, along with my enclosed terms & conditions and the disclaimer, but I think it's only fair that I give you an advance warning.  If you fail to deliver and don't come up with the goods then I will be a very unhappy customer, forcing me to write a tersely worded letter of complaint to Trading Standards and, if required, take Court action.  Not to mention the fact that I will be the biggest pain in your ass, the biggest you have EVER had, every single year, for the rest of my life.  Your naughty list does not scare me so stick that in your festive pipe and smoke it!

I refer to the gift in question below, and look foward to finding it under my tree on Christmas morning.  Do not skimp - the rug must also be included.


Yours sincerely,


P.S - A word of friendly advice - I think you should give up the mince pies, the suspension on your sleigh can only be upgraded so many times!

13 December 2009

Hi, my name is Bex and I'm a fanficaholic....

Hello lovelies!! Today's post will contain a little pimping but before we get to that, I was gifted something so festive and wonderful that it would be a crime not to share it with you all!  Said amazing gift was made for me by the super lovely Amcas (whom I miss terribly) over at WhyNotRPattz and I have decided that if "Wonderment" ever finds its way in to the dictionary then a glorious picture of Amcas should be placed beside the definition.  So go ahead and feast your eyes on my prize! But no touching - hands off my Christmas Pretty!


My, what a big gift bow you have there Rob! *smirk*
Did I mention that I have a very long list of things we
could do with that candy cane...?

Ok, now to the above smut I am going to add some juicy ficcy lemons!! I don't usually make a habit of recommending fanfic on here because my reading list is so fucking long I'd be here until the New Year! However, recently I have stumbled upon some fiction by 3 lovely ladies that I feel compelled to share with you.  Trust me when I say that if you haven't read any of these yet then you are definately missing out!

We're going to kick off proceedings with the wonderful elusivetwilight who is the creator of my beloved Kiltward and author of these outstanding stories....

"After trauma of losing her parents, Bella receives a letter from old family friend Esme inviting her to come to Scotland where she and her family are currently settled. Angsty scottish summer with AH cast and perhaps Edward in a kilt."

"Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities?"   

Next stop is the fabulous LambCullen! Mere minutes was all it took for me too fall in love with her Bookward and you will be spoilt for choice with her extensive list of first class fics.....

"He watched her for weeks and wanted her for just as long. Can one lonely day in his bookstore bring them together."

"Bella's inheritance - an old house once owned by Granddad Aro. However, she is surprised to find an unexpected house guest living there. He knows her, but who the hell is he?"

"Man wanted: 52 cards. 52 Positions. Can an internet advertisement really bring two people together? Even if it's only based on sex?"

"What if a person was broken beyond repair? So broken, that death was the only way out. Can love really heal everything?"

"The Diary. An elite artists retreat, owned by the Cullen Foundation. Edward Cullen wants Bella Swan to attend, but is it for more than her art?"

"Done for the TATTward & INKella contest. Edward loses a bet with his brothers...the end result, however is not what he expected"

"A virus is spreading across the human race, and Vampires no longer have an endless supply of blood. Edward Masen has a thirst like never before, that is until he sees a lonely woman crying and in need of refuge."

"Just moments after Edward proposes, Bella is in a car crash. All memories of her life are gone. Can they restore their life to what it was before the wreckage?"

"Past/Present Outtakes from Wreckage. All one shots"

And last but by no means least, my beloved sjAimee is penning this kick-ass fic .....

A Broken Triangle
"The relationship is purely physical for Bella, but Edward wants more. When Bella meets his roommate Jasper, everything changes. Can Bella overcome a past that left her broken,Jake dead,and Charlie in jail and have a real relationship with either of them?"

Now, recently I've been spending a lot of time with her Edward and in an attempt to get some insight in to his very sweet self, I got a little quizzical with him. You can see my questions and his answers over at the Broken Triangle Blog

N.B - All these stories are rated M & some contain dark themes. Young & innocents - these are not for you!

Now if that doesn't keep you busy for at least a month then I don't know what will!!

Cutie, if you are reading, I love you very muchers and I is counting down the days for you to be free! I have celebratory fairy lights at the ready! *wink*

And to my one & only, most beloved Bitches - I (schmoopy) misses you *sadface* I don't know where you are but please come home for Christmas....


8 December 2009

A new look for Infinite!

Guess who's back!!  I'm sorry for my longer-than-usual absence but being sick apparently wasn't on my schedule and RL/work has been kicking my ass hard.  Plus, I wanted to wait so that I could do the "big reveal".  No not that kind of reveal....jeez....dirty people *shakes head* But anyway.....

....I hereby welcome you all to the new look Today I feel Infinite!


The blog layout I always wanted was finally made possible for me by the wonderful
Mrs Vanquish who created what you see before you.  I am truly thankful to her for her hard work and the absolutely beautiful layout she made for me. If I could, I would give her one of these *wink*


If you would like Mrs V to work her magic on your blog then head over to
Twispired Blog Design (see also her lovely button over there ----------->)  

Next on the agenda - fan fiction!! Now I don't normally reccy fan fic because the time spent writing those posts is valuable reading time, obviously. However today I'm breaking my own rule, I'm making the exception!  The very lovely SBGDGT, known to me as "20" (*smirk*), borrowed me for some sinsperation and did me the amazing honour of writing me in to a panty melting one shot called "Together Again" which you can (and will) read here.  Much to my delight my lemons get well and truly squeezed, and if you like a whole lotta Texas in your man then you will enjoy! Please note however that Ranchward (as I have very affectionately dubbed him) is all mine, and have no damn intention of sharing! *smug grin*  So go and leave my 20 some love - she wrote hard, provided the ultimate teasers and deserves a ton of positive reviews.  Plus *whispers* if you tell her you like it she may carry it on *wink wink* 

Next item - My beloved Ted (thats Marie to everyone else) has joined forces with Leigh and finally joined the blog community!! You can visit the girls over at Our Twilight Bubble.  Go and welcome them, it'll make em feel all warm & fuzzy inside :)

And last but definately not least....I was too late to show my support with a picture, which saddens me, however I am all for Thinking of Rob's campaign against the paps and their goddamn infuriating need to invade people's (namely Rob's) privacy. 

I feel strongly about this but I'm keep my opinion short and sweet.  Dear Paps, I understand you need to make a living, but go do it elsewhere and BACK THE FUCK OFF of our boy!!!!!! Yours truly, me.   Ok I know I said sweet, so I lied, sue me!

For more information, or to join the movement, click the banner below.  My final words on this matter? He doesn't want this, and neither do I.

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