Meme Madness!

I was tagged in on all the fun but took my sweet time getting round to it, what with work being an ass kicker! So for those who don't yet know....

meme

in blogspeak, an idea that is spread from blog to blog

(as defined on urban dictionary)

....thanks to Cutie for that little nugget of knowledge!

Okay, my meme answers....here goes....!

1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you've ever done (that you would be willing to share!)?

Oh god, so many to chose from which is slightly fucking worrying! There was the time my asshole brother got me drunk and dared me to jump on to the roof of an empty outbuilding.  My fat ass went right through that badboy!!! The crazy part is though, you think that would have taught me a lesson right? Wrong! I still go drinking with my brother now and then. He let's me get friendly with Jose purely to get some entertain from my booze fueled stupidity!! The last time I drank with that bastard I ended up slipping and crashing down 2 flights of stairs.  I thought it was hysterical until I realised the motion had upset all the alcohol sloshing around in my tummy. I spent the rest of the night with my head in the fucking toilet throwing up and woke up with an imprint of the seat on my face, the hangover from hell and the ugliest goddamn bruises on all my soft fleshy parts (thighs, underarms etc).  The largest bruise was right under my left ass cheek, I couldn't sit on the toilet properly for nearly a fortnight. 

2) Fuck, Marry, Kill. With the Twilight cast.

Fuck - Such a tough question because they are all so bangable in their own right, including some of the laydees! But I choose Emmett.....I wanna demolish me a few houses with monkey man! *smirk*

Marry - Easy! My beloved, precious Edward! A whole lotta love would be made in the marital bed and cute little baby Eddies would be snapping at our heels *sigh*

Kill - Lauren fucking Mallory! Hostile, jealous, sneering bitch! She epitomises the kind of girls I had to endure throughout high school. 

3) What is your favorite band/type of music?

I love it all!! But currently All American Rejects, Kings of Leon, and The Gaslight Anthem, Bon Iver and Band of Skulls to name a few

4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight?

I can't choose one so top 5....

Murial's Wedding

Sleepless in Seattle

Strictly Ballroom

When Harry Met Sally

Forrest Gump

5) Do your RL family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight? And blogger?

Friends, family and even my poor long suffering colleagues know I'm "one of those Twilight people" but only 2 RL'ers know about the blog....and I kinda like it that way! Most peeps just wouldn't understand it at all....*shrug*

6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things? You know, blogging, looking at pictures of the cast, reading fan fiction, etc.

In 3 small words: A fucking lot!!!!

7) Any random fact you might want to share. Big or small, it doesn't matter

I had my tonsils out when I was 21

I crack my knuckles

Forrest Gump is one of my fave films but I can't actually watch it because I cry like a baby through the whole damn thing! People can be such cruel bastards...*sniffle*....poor Forrest! Breaks my freaking heart every time!

I have 8 tattoos

I have no allergies

I was stung by a jellyfish last summer in Turkey but managed to avoid the sneaky fuckers in Egypt this year.

Too much sleep gives me a headache

I'm 5'3

I can't fucking dance...at all.

I love tequila but it dosn't love me

I always carry a spare pair of panties in my handbag (I do not have bladder problems!)

I love watching cooking shows, esp Ina & Geoffrey, but I can't actually cook...*shrug*

My typing speed is 80-85 words per minute
I wear Spongebob Squarepants Pyjamas..

As a thank you for reading my random witterings, I herby present you with a little RobwardPorn!

Who knew science could be so damn smexy!! I'd be more than willing to re-sit biology if it was his anatomy we were studying......top marks all round, class! *wink*

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