Happy Hump Day!

So we are half way through what is apparently going to be one of those fucking weeks! *sigh*  I'll confess - I've been snacking to pass the time *hangs head in shame* but the comments are now working!! I resisted the cake reward and doubled up on RobPorn instead! Mmm…….*eyes glaze over*. Ooo so yes, speaking of which, the mega-lovely Fire Crotch and Bitches *waves* very kindly popped my comment cherry last night! Thank you ladies - how was it for you? *chuckle*

For your mild entertainment, and in a bid to make Bitches actually pee her pants this time, I have cobbled together some BWP! (British Word Porn). A random selection….

Argy-bargy - pushing, shoving and fighting.
Bog roll - Roll of toilet paper
Cack-Handed - Clumsy (me!)
Chuffed - Proud, satisfied, pleased
Cock-up - Error, mistake (and "mildly vulgar" according to Wiki!)
Codswallop - Much the same as bollocks but less rude...(and so in my book less effective!)
Feck - Mild expletive, an alternative to fuck including fecker, fecking, etc. (A personal fave of mine, and "vulgar" according to Wiki!) 
Fringe - Slang for bangs (as in hair)
Get off with - To partake in passionate kissing and fondling (with RPattz?! *hyperventilates*) 
Higgledy Piggledy - All over the place, untidy, scatty
Knickers - Girl's/women's underpants...(I prefer "Undercrackers" personally)
Loo - Toilet (This word is a huge British favourite!)
Lurgy - An imaginary illness allegedly passed on by touch (perfect as an excuse to avoid people!)
Mardy or Mardy Bum - A grumpy, moody person (me when the alarm goes off! Also a personal fave of mine)
Minger or Minging - Ugly, dirty, generally gross!
Pleb - Quite simply means Idiot!
Pukka - Good, tasty, spot on

Enjoy dropping those in to random conversations for maximum effect! But now I'm tired and hungry and stopping at P! Lesson over for today class.....detention for you Mr Pattinson *wickedness*